Breakfast Menu

Egg McFuck'min - 2.95

A great start to your day!

Double Fat Stack Flap Jacks - 4.95

Fresh Road Kill O' the Day - 5.98

All carcass's found in whole are 15% Extra

Echo's Scrambled Eggs - 5.98

Scambles his eggs as well as he does his cars. Try it out!

Drinks

Wake Yo' Fat Ass Up Coffee - 2.35

Gotta long day ahead of you?

Orange Juice - 2.35

Contains at least 3% Actual Juice 97%.....dont ask

Penguin's Morn'n Brew - 2.35

Guaranteed to relieve even the worst hangovers

Angel's your problem

Cup-O-Colon Cleanser - 2.35

A MUST for Lipstick every match

Dinner Menu

Mc Chicken Classic - 3.25

Mc 705's Original sandwich

Mc Kick'n Chick'n - 3.50 (Hot-n-Spicy)

GM's Mom's special recipe she makes for Drunk Penguin on Late Friday Nights

The Chubzster Deluxe Ball Game Burger - 7.50

2 All beef Patties with pepperjack and cheddar cheese. Lettuce, Onions, pickles, tomatoes and jalapenos topped with

bacon. Smells like betrayal and douchebaggery.

Hobo's Chubby Chick'n Special - 4.50

Gaurantee'd to make it difficult to jump out of even the largest windows from top AB

Chrimson's Campfire Chowder - 1.99 (Cup)

Not liking that silenced mini-Uzi? This dish is sympathetic.

Marco's Mother's Mutton - She doesn't charge much ;)

Are the spicy items to hard on you? If your going to cry about it, try this mild option.

Side Items

Peanut Butter Suprise - 1.50

Airborn's Ex-GF favorite desert

Orako's Onion Rings - 0.75

Newfoundland's Finest......is that a oxymoron?

Zen's L33tSauce - 3.29

Wanna Rock at COD4? Add a dab to your favorite meal.

Nobody has ever complained about this sauce.

Nikey's Red Savina Delight - 10.29

Looks harmless enough, but you'll soon find out it's more than you bargained for. Just ask Panda. (Good for cleansing stupidity)

Pickled Pigs Feet w/ Side-O-WaterMellon - 1.05

....only Quad eats this crap.....go figure

Chef Sneaks's Specials

Fried Alligator Tail - 6.89

Long loved British classic.

Long arm o' the LawChilli - 4.50

Sharp's Mothers special spicy recipe. 

Bitchi'n Chick'n - 12.95

Almost as spicy as Quad's mouth.

Lipstick, keep an extra roll of toilet paper near! ;-)

Shelly's Shell Shocked Shrimp - 12.95

Was given Zen©'s seal of approval.

Delightful Desert's

Showstopper Surprise - 1.29

Want a way to end a match? Order a showstopper!

Freezpop's TO-GO - 0.99

Need a take home item to shut up your GF's little brother for 10 minutes while you do some work?

For Quadly types 1 will be plenty, Sneak however recommends 2-3 for a good nights action ;)

Ice Freezy - 0.99

Ice approved snack to stay cool under pressure during those long stakeouts in top garage